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Saturday, December 11, 2010

I BELIEVE.....

That this is not the real Santa.
I do not even like this Santa.
I growl at this Santa, when I see him in the basement.
This Santa falls over on his face, in the wind, like he has had too many eggnogs.
 
I have seen the real Santa.
Don't tell, but he works at Pet Smart on the weekends.
I don't bother him, because he already knows that I have been naughty nice.

Santa, just a reminder, our chimney is the one with rocks on it.
When you come down the chimney, take a right. My stocking is the one at the end of the mantel.
It says 'Wyatt' on it!
xoxo
Wyatt

36 comments:

  1. Good directions Wyatt!!! Lots of love, Holly

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  2. We are laughing at that Santa having too many eggnogs in the wind! Don't think the real one will miss your stocking--good directions.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  3. Wyatt... QUICK... Grab Stanzie and RUN RUN RUN. That is a FAKE... it is really a Dawg Catcher.... Look, he has already caught one. RUN

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  4. hey wyatt can you move your stockings over a bit cos our momma says she's gonna get santa to pick us up in his sleigh so we can have a really pawsome xmas at your place cos she reckons you guys have the pawfect festive spirit happening and she just feels like a furry big grinch... loves and licks xxx

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  5. I think that Santa is really a dognapper in disguise. Look! He's even got a pup in his bag!

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  6. Too cute Wyatt!!! Hope Santa is good to you and Stanzie this year!!!

    <3,

    The Monster Crew

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  7. Well darn it all! I went to the dog bakery today and saw a fake Santa! Then we went to Petsmart and I didn't see the real Santa at all. Phooey!

    Bunny

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  8. Ya, dont really like the fake Santa's. Hes got to be the real deal. He will have no trouble finding your stocking.

    wags
    Jazzi

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  9. Hey my momma says that Santa is at pet smart! I did not believe her but I saw your post! Thank you for believing in the real Santa.

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  10. We have those fakie Santas in our neighborhood too, Wyatt, and mom almost kills herself laughing when they're laying on their tummies with their faces in the snow or on their backs all covered with snow!
    We're sure that Santa will find your stocking on Christmas eve. You're always good!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  11. We hope Santa doesnt have any trouble finding your stocking matie.

    Noah x

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  12. I would wrestle that Santa to the ground. That's what I would do.

    Have a great day...

    pawhugs, Max

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  13. That Santa is a little creepy! Doesn;t he know you're not supposed to give pets as gifts?

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  14. We are sure that the real Santa will find is way down your chimney with no trouble at all. And that stocking will be so full that it will be overflowing.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  15. Great pictures. You must be an awesome dog. Have a great holiday season.

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  16. We concur that is a fake Santa

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  17. Show that Santa who runs the show. We have never seen the real Santa

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  18. Oh I didn't know you had to tell him where to go!!! and we don't have a chimney, how the heck does he get in? Thank you for the christmas card its lovely so pleased Stanzie is on it to ;), I have more than mom and dad lol!!!
    See Yea George xxx

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  19. Wyatt, looks like that fake santa brought you a doggie to play with. A brother from another mother!

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  20. to many eggnogs...LOL thats funny. Have a good week Wyatt, be brave that Santa wont hurt ya

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  21. That Santa is a little creepy...

    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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  22. I believe, too, and that guy in your yard is a big fake!

    Your pal, Pip

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  23. I agree with you Wyatt........THAT Santa-wannabe looks kinda suspicious to me! (BOL at da Eggnogs!!)

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  24. I don't doubt that Santa will have any trouble believing that you have been a very good dog all year, he only needs to look at your cute face to see that.

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  25. Wyatt, Santa will come to visit you, have ni=o fear! Ros

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  26. We believe too. We visited him twice already showing him our new uncle puppy and new foster Olivia.

    Love the directions...Good to let him know as he has many houses to visit and it will cut his time down.


    Wags and Licks,
    Mollie Jo & Bobo

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  27. I´m sure that Santa will find your stocking, Wyatt!

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  28. Why is that Santa stealing someone's puppy? That's not right!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  29. We bet Santa will find your stocking and fill it to the brim with goodies! Be sure and send him our way when he's done at your house!

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  30. You keep an eye on that eggnog head so he doesn't fall on you.. You are right the real Sandy Paws is at PetSmart. Cute
    Benny & Lily

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  31. We hope Santa brings you lots of goodies!:)

    Love,
    Teddy Bear

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  32. What a great idea to leave directions to your house & stocking on your bloggie! I'm sure Santa is perusing them to see if we've been naughty or nice!

    Snorts-
    Brutus & Carmen

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  33. man that is a great idea, we need to tell santa diresctions for our stockings too!!

    Haha santa having too much egg nog and falling over, I love it!

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  34. Creepy dognapping Santa.
    Santa sometimes comes to our house during the day around this time , so says mom. He didn't show last year, mom said he was in Hawaii. Hope he comes this year. I will bark up a storm if he gets out of his car and walks up the drive. The whole neighborhood will know he is here!

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