1) If I like it, it's mine.
2) If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3) If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4) If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5) If it's mine, it must never be yours.
6) If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7) If I saw it first, it's mine.
8) If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
9) If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
10) If it used to be yours, get over it.
11) If it's broken, it's yours.