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Monday, December 12, 2011

'Scratch n Sniff' with Wyatt

Hey dogs!
Just in time for the howlidays!
I've launched my on line of fragrances!
All the other celebrities do it...why not me?

I think you will like my cologne....
with hints of Fir Tree

a little Juniper Berry

and a touch of sugar cookie!

Guaranteed to bring the ladies!

My sister wanted in the act too...
her new fragrance 'Constanza', smells like Lavender and Turkey Drumsticks!

Order your 8 ounce bottle today!
1-800-DOG-SMELL

Wyatt and Stanzie

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38 comments:

  1. ScooterDecember 12, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Hey Wyatt & Stanzie!
    Wow, I wanna place an order right now! One bottle for me and one to send to my Bestest Girl Zona. She's the greatest already...but for her to smell of turkey drumsticks would be over-the-moon amazing!! Great marketing idea. Think of all the yummers and toys you can buy with the profits. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  2. The ThugletsDecember 12, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Wyatt..you are gonna drive the ladies wild!

    Stanzie..the men will be swooning!

    Now how many bottles do we need?

    Big Nose Pokes
    The Thugletsx

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  3. Boondocks Love Shack PackDecember 12, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    Mom says we need some ASAP after rolling in the mud this morning.

    AROOOOOF!
    Boondocks & The Love Shack Pack

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  4. H SkiDecember 12, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    You are going to have the females running!! I hope you are ready!

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  5. The Black and Tans.December 12, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    Oh my gosh, we must order some. It answers all our prayers of what to buy our friends for Christmas.

    Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie.

    Pee S, Thanks for the Christmas card. We love it.

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  6. animal lover, quilt loverDecember 12, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    Oh Wyatt,
    I think you are the smartest dog there ever was!!!!! Your Mom & Dad must be so proud!!!! SMART!!

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  7. EllenDecember 12, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    Wow, I'm impressed with your abilities. You will make a fortune and in this economy too. Wonderful!

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  8. rottroverDecember 12, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    BOL!!! 1-800-DOG-SMELL!! We don't smell like fir trees or sugar cookies or lavender... just WET FUR!!!

    -Bart and Ruby

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  9. 3 doxiesDecember 12, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    OMD...I wants 10 bottles.
    Can I gives you Frankie's credit card number? Or pip's...or another stole...er, borrowed number?

    Dis is total genious!

    Puddles

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  10. JacksDadDecember 12, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    What, no bacon? :)

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  11. Dachshund NolaDecember 12, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    OMD I have to take mom's credit card ASAP
    Dachshund Nola

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  12. Frankie Furter and ErnieDecember 12, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE PLEASE do NOT let PUDDLES use my Plastic thingy... My Wives will see the charges and ... be very Cross with me.. UNLESS I can come up with 10 bottles to send to THEM. PLEASE..

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  13. Bella Roxy & MacduiDecember 12, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    Great products and just in time for Christmas!

    Your card has made it all the way to Oz, and will ornament our wall. Thanks!!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy

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  14. Frankie Furter and ErnieDecember 12, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    OMD OMD WHEW.. I'm back. I had to make some EMERGENCY emails.. I CANCELLED my Plastic CARD.
    Sooooo now can you ship me Two bottles of CONSTANZA... C.O.D. ??

    I AM GOING CRAZY JUST THINKIN ABOUT MY RUBY AND PENNY WEARING CONSTANZA... WITH ME.. DROOLIN IN BETWEEN THEM!!
    Are these going to be SEASONAL Fragrances only? I'm thinkin that Sarge could USE some WYATT. I've been known to sit Downwind of him.
    BRILLIANT Marketing!!! Just BRILLIANT.

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  15. Kari in AlaskaDecember 12, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    your cologne sounds awesome

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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  16. 3 doxiesDecember 12, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    Yea...ummmm, I may has to wait till my dad gets home...nobuddy seems to trust me withs their credit card and I don't understand it!

    Puddles

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  17. The Daily Pip December 12, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    I would like to order a case of each. The manly fragrance for me and the ladies choice for my mom - she likes lavender and well, I like turkey!

    Your pal, Pip

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  18. juleeDecember 12, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    Wyatt,
    These are terrieriffic I'll ask Santa for it immediately. I hope shipping isn't too much!
    Violet

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  19. FinnDecember 12, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Oh la la. You are such a stud muffin Wyatt!

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  20. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥December 12, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Wyatt and Stanzie, you must be overwhelmed with orders, we can't seem to get the 800 number to work:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  21. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and MomDecember 12, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    Me is gonna have to place my order before Puddles and Frankie order it all!

    :o)

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  22. HokeDecember 12, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    Oh my dogness!!! Thats so funny! I will take a bottle for me and a bottle for my sweetie next door!!! AND stanzie where did you get that purse:)

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  23. Pup FanDecember 12, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    I bet that smells fantastic!

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  24. AnonymousDecember 12, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Oh I just gots to get Louis some of that Wyatt cologne! It is just Pawsome!

    You and Stanzie are sure smart pups!

    woos, Tessa

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  25. Road Dog TalesDecember 12, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    Do you take Paypal???

    The Road Dogs

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  26. WFT NobbyDecember 13, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    Wyatt, I am holding out for the upgrade which includes some essence of fox poo - for the truly male dog.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  27. AnonymousDecember 13, 2011 at 2:22 AM

    BOL! Ummmm...thinkin my pawpals would luv me butt Mom would probably give me a B.A.T.H.! :O Hilarious you two :D

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  28. DukeDecember 13, 2011 at 2:25 AM

    This sounds like a winner to us, Wyatt! Put us down for a case of it!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

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  29. CowspotdogDecember 13, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Hmmm we think Wyatt's might smell pretty good - but lavender and turkey???? You are true celebrities already !

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  30. AnonymousDecember 13, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    Ummmm...are you all out of Ewww de Horsepoop?

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

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  31. STELLA and RORY from Down UnderDecember 13, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    Hi Wyatt and Stanzie, we want a bottle each cause mum says we smell bad. She should just get off her lazy bottom and bath us shouldn't she? hehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  32. haopeeDecember 13, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    You never cease to amaze me Wyatt. That's why I love visiting your blog. If you ship internationally I might just purchase a bottle of your Eau de toilette.

    Huggies and Cheese,

    Haopee

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  33. Baby Rocket Dog and HootieDecember 13, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    Okay, Hootie wants some Wyatt and I want some ys us Constanza! The ingredients sound divine!! The cologne our mommy buys for us smells like flowers. Sheesh.
    Smooches from pooches,
    BabyRD & Hootie

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  34. White Dog BlogDecember 13, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    Your timing could not be better...the White Dog Army still has some important gifts to get...and both fragrances will enchant and delight!

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  35. bichonpawzDecember 14, 2011 at 12:01 AM

    You two are AWESOME! You are always coming up with all kinds of great ideas!!! We might just have to look into these!!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

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  36. RykerDecember 14, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    Wow, I gotta get me some of that!
    Mama bought me some stuff but when she sprays in on me I run outside and roll in poo right away to "adjust" the fragrance. I have a much better nose than she does.

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  37. Kristin G.December 14, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    You had me at SUGAR COOKIE!!!

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  38. DexterDecember 15, 2011 at 2:51 AM

    The ladies are already crazy about you. Hope there is a secret ingredient of eau de Wyatt in there.

    Slobbers,
    mango

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