With my visit to the dog show coming up, it was suggested that I brush up on my manners.
I found this dusty old book in the case. Maybe this will help.
Hmmmm, How to set a Formal Table, The Debutante, Manners for Motorists....
Here we go, 'The Fundamentals of Good Behavior'.
WHAT?? NO WAY!
Emily Post says '...not to attract attention to oneself in public is one of the fundamental rules of good breeding...' AND 'breakfast bacon should be eaten with a fork'
I guess she never met an Airedale....hee hee
Wyatt
Not draw attention to one's self?! Wha-? She's obviously never met a Greyhound, either! That's all just crazy talk!
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mom said we better read it
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Never met a Dachshund either!
ReplyDeleteDachshund Nola
Or a Maltese either! BOL
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You are soooo right!!!
ReplyDeleteBreakfast bacon eaten with a fork????
Oh-noes!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
If one doesn't draw attention to herself in public, how in the world does one convince strangers to give her treats?
ReplyDeleteI like your new haircut, Wyatt. You look very handsome.
ReplyDeleteChew that book up, quick. Bacon with a fork??!!!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy
Not a bichon either!!! Look at that cute face Wyatt! Great new do!!
ReplyDeleteWyatt those rules just sound plain silly. Who doesn't want to get lots of attention when out in the street. Silly old book. Love your face in the last photo. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteIt's OK Wyatt. Gail assures me that the rules for terrier are different. And don't involve forks.
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Bertie.
Good luck with the dog show Wyatt, I imagine that will be very interesting for you.
ReplyDeleteTable manners...use fork...don't call attention to yourself...
ReplyDeleteThats it!
Etiquette is not for me!
Good luck Wyatt!
Wow, I fail on both points too!
ReplyDeleteWe don't think human etiquette sounds much fun. Don't worry Wyatt I'm sure you'll be fine at that show - love from Magic xx
ReplyDeletewe think that hooman etiquette sounds a boring! Do it the Terrier way Wyatt...go strutt your stuff!
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The Thugletsx
hmmmm eating anything with utensils is just not right !
ReplyDeleteSomething wrong with dat book, Wyatt. Like you says....old and dusty. Me tinks you should write your own book and tell it like it is!
ReplyDeleteWyatt, we think it is time to rewrite the Book of Etiquette, and this time it should be penned by Wyatt, not Emily:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Bacon with a fork???
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Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com
I think we need a book on Dogiquette. And one that says you eat bacon any way you can get it. Right, Wyatt?
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ReplyDeleteI wish al the luck ... seems to be a long lists. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
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You are priceless Wyatt! you need to come teach Leo some manners.
ReplyDeleteBacon with a fork? huh?
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Hey, Wyatt!
ReplyDeleteLong time no see! Want my advice? I say etiquette-schmetiquette, although my folks would beg to differ...
Slobbers,
Bob and the gang
Don't know about you but I LOVE being the center of attention! And I will eat bacon with a fork, spoon or straw!
ReplyDeleteWho eats bacon with a fork?? Obviously they don't like it extra crispy like I do!
ReplyDeleteHi Wyatt, thanks fur stopping by, it's furry nice to meet you! That Emily Post person doesn't sound furry smart to me. I wouldn't listen to her if I was you.
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Cloud
We just found your blog ... you're hysterical Wyatt and we love your pics!!!
ReplyDeleteUm, we think Ms. Post didn't know too much about dogs! BOL!
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