1) If I like it, it's mine.
         2) If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
         3) If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
         4) If I can take it from you, it's mine.
         5) If it's mine, it must never be yours.
         6) If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
         7) If I saw it first, it's mine.
         8) If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
         9) If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
         10) If it used to be yours, get over it.
         11) If it's broken, it's yours.