Wyatt's Property Laws

         

         1) If I like it, it's mine.

         2) If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

         3) If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

         4) If I can take it from you, it's mine.

         5) If it's mine, it must never be yours.

         6) If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

         7) If I saw it first, it's mine.

         8) If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.

         9) If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

         10) If it used to be yours, get over it.

         11) If it's broken, it's yours.