Valentines Day is coming soon and it got me, Wyatt, thinking about what to get all the special gals in my life.
Girls like Diamonds, right?
I keep hearing about the new Chocolate Diamonds
and the new Candy Diamonds.
That sounds good to me, girls really like candy and chocolate....but I don't have any money :(
I thought to myself..."What are diamonds made of?"
"Coal, right? I can just make my own!!"
I present to you, my latest creation.
Wyatt's "Kingsford" Collection of Jewelry!
Diamonds in the RUFF
I have pendants and earrings!
My sister, Stanzie, thinks they are SWELL!!
Caution: This product may rub off on your fur and should not be worn near an open flame.
I also have the 3-Karat collection!
Colorful and handy if you get hungry!
Operators are standing by!
Only $87 plus shipping and handling!