Valentines Day is coming soon and it got me, Wyatt, thinking about what to get all the special gals in my life.
Girls like Diamonds, right?
I keep hearing about the new Chocolate Diamonds
and the new Candy Diamonds.
That sounds good to me, girls really like candy and chocolate....but I don't have any money :(
I thought to myself..."What are diamonds made of?"
"Coal, right? I can just make my own!!"
I present to you, my latest creation.
Wyatt's "Kingsford" Collection of Jewelry!
Diamonds in the RUFF
I have pendants and earrings!
My sister, Stanzie, thinks they are SWELL!!
Caution: This product may rub off on your fur and should not be worn near an open flame.
I also have the 3-Karat collection!
Colorful and handy if you get hungry!
Operators are standing by!
1-800-Ruff-Diamond
Only $87 plus shipping and handling!
Wyatt
Chocolate diamonds sound good to me!
ReplyDeleteWoof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS! I LOVE the 3 karat one. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeletelol Wyatt, I like the karat one the best because it looks yummy.. you can take it with you lke emergency rations!
ReplyDeleteWyatt, you are very silly. I do like the 3 carrot necklace because you can eat it if you get hungry.
ReplyDeleteMillie
Oh Wyatt, you are very talented...you'll have to start an etsy shop.
ReplyDeleteRemember a diamond is just coal under pressure!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Oh Wyatt! Beautiful collection
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
I surely am gonna need that carrot necklace!!
ReplyDeleteCotton
OMD that is brilliant. I really like the 3 carrot collection. Wyatt you are one smart cookie. I will be calling to order a set for my MOM. She will be soooo surprised.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Wyatt! You are hilarious!!! We just love your entire collection and it will be very hard to make up our mind...but we are leaning toward the Karat collection...in case we get hungry...there's always a snack!! BOL!! Great post! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteTotally brilliant Wyatt. I do believe that diamonds are created when carbon is subjected to high pressure and temperature. Perhaps if you sat on that coal for a while...
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
OMG, these are fabulous, Wyatt! We're running for mom's plastic card. Expect our call soon!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Fabulous Wyatt. Just brilliant. You could have those on your own shopping channel. BOL funny. Have a super Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
The carrot necklace is charming, but it would be vexing to have those yummy bits of orange so close yet inaccessible.
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Dexter
Wyatt you on to something there...put that charcoal necklace away for a few hundred thousand years and you is going to have some awesome diamonds!
ReplyDeleteWyatt, you are so on top of keeping the girls happy, wonder if the necklace would help chase squirrels away?
ReplyDeleteYour Pals
Sus & Bites
hahahahahah!!!!!!!! Now that's my kind of jewels! HOpe you don't eat them before you give them away:)
ReplyDeleteOH WYATT.... this KINGSford Collection is just BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT we say!!! OMD OMD the Prices are so.. REASONABLE. ALL the Guys will be buying these fur their Wimmen!! I would like to order TWO of the Three Carrot Necklaces fur Ruby and Penny and Ernie wants one fur his Roxy.
ReplyDeleteTHIS is one of the MOST EXCITING posts EVER... and your TIMING is Pawfect... just in time fur Valentine's Day.
L O V E This one !!!
Hey Wyatt!
ReplyDeleteWow, this is such a swell idea! You'll make a fortune fur sure and the girldogs will be lined up at your doggie door. My Mom's going all squeeeee and yelling at Dad to call in an order right away. She say's she'll just wear black clothes with it. BOL Very very fun post, my genius furiend!
BTW: When Santa comes next year, we'll all be hoping for a lump in our stockings! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
What great ideas, Wyatt! I had a little problem trying to copy you, though. I tried making a six-carat necklace for Alanis and was just going to nip the rough edge off one. Well, maybe you know how it is--suddenly all the carats were gone.
ReplyDeleteYr friend,
Miro
HOLY SQUIRRELS WYATT!!!!!!!! I knows these won't be on no QVC cuz they is too exquisite. I am purty partial to da Kingsforf Collection though.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and sends me a necklace so I'll look good in my mug shot.
Puddles
Thoze gal'z are just going to luv'z dem..BOL I like'z the carrot one'z, if I get'z hungry I can alway'z have a snack..BOL..Youz got ya date sorted for de ball ? xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
BOL!...Wyatt you are so creative!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is our favorite post! We are on hold at 1-800-Ruff - Diamond. I hope they don't run out!
violet
I love your Valentine creations. I never know what to get but now I've got some great possibilities. I think bacon would make a nice necklace too.
ReplyDeleteThe girls here are drooling over the "Carrot" necklace. So creative Wyatt!
ReplyDeleteOh, Wyatt, you are such an entrepreneur. I can see a stock offering in your future!
ReplyDeleteWyatt you are so clever!
ReplyDeleteWyatt! This is hilarious. You are so smart to come up with your own product line.
ReplyDeleteWut!!! You are some dog! I'm gona steal your carrot idea......it's too good not to!
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